Ok, guise...

There he is folks - Toby Don't Tug. Because to have a swift one off the wrist to "pictures" is so beneath him. Sitting in the bogs yanking at his noodle watching darkie mong porn on his mobile phone is totally acceptable but a picture? How barbaric and last century to even consider it. No wonder Hugh Hefner karked it, he could see the future and it wasn't w.ank mags obviously.

 

I can't get hard unless there's scat involved

 

What's wrong with knocking one out to the lingerie section of Freemans Catalogue?

 

Do you still get **** mags? Kids today will never know the thrill of finding a stash of porn under your older brother's bed. They contained weird things you don't see nowadays: adverts for porn videos, articles about **** no one ever read, women with pubic hair...

 

Can't believe the hardest man on GC would say that.

 

Found all my porn stuffed into hedges iirc.

 

I'm saving myself till I get married

 

The good old days

 

Apart from me, I wonder who will be the first person to mention white dogshit.

 

There's something wrong with you.

You should just kill yourself now imho.

 

****in internet ruined porn. So easily available it got boring.

 

Going to breed a generation of sex pests too imho

 

Really? You've never mentioned that before on here.

Maybe someone should start a thread on Breakfast and Gambol can tell us again that he doesn't like beans

 

That's where I put all mine when I'm done with them. If you ever wondered why some of the pages were stuck together I can confirm I release all my old mags into the wild after I've blurted all over the centerfold.

 

Yes! Let's do that! It's been ages since we had a brekkie thread.

 

They used to put a lot of bone in dog food. They don’t do it now.
My neighbour had a wee white poodle, Bo, was the only dog in the street that did white jobbies

 

White dog turds were used in the leather and tanning industries before the advent of chemicals. Used to be called The Pure, not to be mistaken for Robert Smith's band The Cure although some people think they are also a load of sh.it.

 

1st Place: Tuna
2nd Place: Grove

 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/17/cum-tributes-the-semen-trend-that-you-should-know-about-7003250/

Apparently it's a thing.

Ah the internet, the world’s first truly democratic medium. An opportunity for the true sharing of knowledge and experience. A place where men ejaculate on pictures of their favourite celebrities and consider it a compliment. Yes, that really happens. It’s called a cum tribute, and in some contexts, it’s intended to be a nice thing. A compliment, of sorts. And to be fair, some of the time, it is. Some women, particularly women who do webcam shows and adult film actresses, do encourage this trend, enjoying the idea that people are so aroused by them. There are also large communities on Reddit, filled with women who don’t work in the adult entertainment industry but upload pictures of themselves, inviting strangers to make cum tributes to them. They find it arousing, it’s a self confidence boost and it’s a more interactive way to get sexual kicks online than just watching porn.

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