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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 26, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    From a song, that is good or bad?

    punk at is ****est


    God save the queen
    She's not a human being
    and There's no future
    And England's dreaming




    sex Pistols
     
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  2. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    This could be good.

    Suddenly I turn into a penguin
    I swim towards the sea
    My wings are short but shiny
    I'm glad I'm not a bee

    By the thrash band Corporation 187. Cracking band but lyric wise <laugh>
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Whut whut..
    In the butt..
    You wanna do it in my whut?
    In my butt...

    It's a real song btw lol
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    what the ****.
     
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  5. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Beyonce?
     
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  7. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    I've got loads, it's easy when you listen to metal. I could post pages just using Anal **** lyrics :bandit:
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I wid

    Here ya go, top track tbh
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My favourite is pschobilly.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
    We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
    Burn motherfucker burn




    the bloodhound gang.
     
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  11. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    Wearing No UnDerWear
    To slip it in and bang bang
    And tattooed on her butt cheeks
    **** Me.
    Everybody here comes in your face
    Your wanting everybody looking on in your direction
    Have you looked at your skin complexion
    How could I ever put my dick in you?
    Bitchin erected muscle lickin
    Think I'd rather be chokin my chicken

    Sikth- Such the fool.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You don't always have to **** her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you got to make some love
    And ****in' give her some smooches too




    tenaacious d
     
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  13. HarryTipper

    HarryTipper Well-Known Member

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    How many times a day
    Will you masturbate your stress away?
    Sore, when you fill your order
    Persistent genital arousal disorder

    Cephalic Carnage - P.G.A.D
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I need money in a major way
    Time to **** my girl, she getting paid today.

    Tupac
     
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    Well **** my ass and call me a bitch

    Oh! You **** faced cock master
    (Wow! **** faced cock master)

    Listen You Donkey Raping **** Eater!
    (donkey raping **** eater..)
    (poopy baby shid eader)
    You'd **** Your Uncle!
    You'd **** Your Uncle!!


    South Park
     
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  16. Lovearsenalcock

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    When I die, **** it I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of ****, it ain't hard to ****in' tell
    It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
    God'll prolly have me on some real strict ****
    No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked.....

    Biggie
     
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  17. Sucky

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    We are all here for a reason on a particular path
    You don't need a curriculum to know that you are part of the math
    Cats think I'm delirious, but I'm so damn serious
    That's why I expose my soul to the globe, the world
    I'm trying to make it better for these little boys and girls
    I'm not just another individual, my spirit is a part of this
    That's why I get spiritual, but I get my hymns from Him
    So it's not me, it's He that's lyrical
    I'm not a miracle, I'm a heaven-sent instrument
    My rhythmatic regimen navigates melodic notes for your soul and your mental
    That's why I'm instrumental
    Vibrations is what I'm into
    Yeah, I need my loot by rent day
    But that is not what gives me the heart of Kunte Kinte
    I'm tryina give us "us free" like Cinque
    I can't stop, that's why I'm hot
    Determination, dedication, motivation
    I'm talking to you, my many inspirations
    When I say I can't, let you or self down
    If I were of the highest cliff, on the highest riff
    And you slipped off the side and clinched on to your life in my grip
    I would never, ever let you down
    And when these words are found
    Let it been known that God's penmanship has been signed with a language called love
    That's why my breath is felt by the deaf
    And why my words are heard and confined to the ears of the blind
    I, too, dream in color and in rhyme
    So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house
    Cuz whenever I open my heart, my soul, or my mouth
    A touch of God reigns out

    Anyone know it?
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Unfashionable and 'bout as rational as a rash on a fag's asshole
    Now let's take that line and run it up the flag pole with Elton, see if he's cool with it
    Don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch, I ain't in the mood for this ****, get ma dick, google it til it pops up
    Y'all are so muthafuckin full of **** that you're stocked up...

    Shady
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I saw a cow
    Upon a hill
    If it's not there now
    It must have gone
     
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    Thank you, Baldrick...
     
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