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Match Day Thread Orange Wolves vs The Red Devils

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  1. Treble

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    Another super dooper poopa scooper of a matchday thread.

    You'll all be delighted to learn Onana is back. Cameroon are out of the AFCON and I wouldn't be surprised if it was in no small part, down to him.

    Amrabat got knocked out on Tuesday so he'll be back next week probably.

    The big question - will Rashford be dropped? I aint got a fcking Scooby so no point asking.

    Anyway this is going to be a tricky bastrd fixture. Don't think Wolves have lost at home in 6 games but I could be making that up.

    Possible team...

    Onana
    AWB Maguire Lisandro Shaw
    Casemiro Mainoo
    Garnacho Bruno Rashford
    Hojlund

    Hoping for a convincing 3-4 win to us. <diva>
     
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    Just checked.

    They've not lost in 8 home games since September ffs.

    And we've taken one point and scored one goal in our last four away league matches.

    You all know what that means? That's right we're winning this 0-5 <diva>
     
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    Team almost as predicted.

    Varane and Dalot instead of Maguire and AWB.

    Wan Bissaka not even on the bench. Didn't realise he was injured?

    Eriksen on the bench btw.
     
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    I hope we get a Rashford who's had a kick up the arse and has a point to prove.

    Although without all the shooting, obvs.
     
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    <whistle>
     
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    He can shoot from there!

    <whistle>
     
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    It's a lovely finish tbf.
     
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    Yeah, it's not from the left wing!!
     
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    Perhaps he might remember how Hojlund set it up for him and return the favour at some point.
     
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    Few mins ago saw two of our players talking tactics to each other. That's novel and refreshing.

    Both happened to be Rashford and Hojlund.
     
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    What the actual FCK was that from Garnacho <doh>
     
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    Hojlund 0-2

    A nice little partnership this game between Shaw and Rashford.
     
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    Luke Shaw is key to all this. Great to have him back.

    Dalot played well in that as well.
     
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    Not wrong to say we could be 4 up this half.

    I'd like that 3rd goal just to feel the game is safe.
     
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    Twice in the net and both offside after that post.
     
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    The Casemiro one, he'd have still scored if he'd walked back on side the cross was so good. Didn't need to cut it too fine.

    Bruno then follows it up with an absolute abomination of a 'pass' when played in by Hojlund.

    They are playing well. It's still a bit raw but when this becomes the norm (with a settled team) and refined it could start to be quite slick.
     
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    Martinez saves Onana's brainfart. He's such a fcking prick.

    Would've been a goal to Wolves otherwise. Fck off Onana.
     
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    Kobe Mainoo so casually excellent he's barely even noticed.
     
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    Didn't touch him.

    Utter bollocks.
     
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    Well fck the pen decision. Really it's our own fault for not taking our chances.

    3 goals and game is out of sight.

    Could've scored about 6 tonight minimum.
     
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