Germany fall in the 4x100 relay. Stewards come on and hold blankets in front of the fallen athletes like a fallen horse at the Grand National. Surprised someone didn't come on with a shotgun.
Goodbye Alonso. You've not really been competative for a long time now, but thank you for being the man to signal the end of Schumacher's reign.
Simon Yates in effect has won the Vuelta which means Brits hold all 3 of the grand tours. The Frogs will be eating their livers in envy
Is Ferrari not able to cheat in qualifying now that they can't put an ice pack in front of the camera? / I'm only kidding... I don't think they were cheating... // Or am I
AND WE'RE BACK First league game today after promotion last year. Not a great start, Lost 6-3 (Note: I score our opening goal this season) Frankly this is a controversial result as the team we played really shouldn't be in our league, after being relegated last year Grimsby have proceeded to beg (boo-****ing-hoo) to be dropped another two leagues in order to compete. Basically they picked a league they thought they might win and asked to be dropped into it. (Imagine if a Prem club got relegated and feared they'd be relegated again, so asked to play in League 2 or the Conference) So they had about 5 or 6 players that are of much higher standard than our league and that really told. Still onto next week when we should play a team that won't walk the league.
3rds had the result of the day.... Lost to our 4ths 5-2 tbf the 4ths had an ex-national league player (who was playing for us last season) who has dropped down to play along side his son this season. He scored 1 and his son scored the other 4 (not bad for his first ever adult game)