Off Topic Petrol Pump Behaviour

Might as well get it all out...twats who fill up their vehicle then sit there in the bay reading their texts for five minutes while you need that pump as no others are available. Two taxi drivers have done this in the last week and also a woman driver as well. Get your fuel and clear off ffs!

 

Edit: Make sure you pay before clearing off!

 

you can tell when you are getting old






I feel the same way

 

When I fill up my BMW I always take plenty of time to check my texts and sometimes have a spot of lunch before heading out of the bay…

 

well said...Jim

 

I had one a few weeks ago at Boroughbridge Morrisons.

There are 12 pumps at the garage and only one car was at a pump when I arrived. I patiently pulled up behind the car at the one occupied pump and waited. She lost her ****!! She started pointing at all the empty pumps and shouting at me for rushing her. I told her there was no rush and I didn't mind waiting. She then complained that I made her feel rushed anyway. When she got back to her car she spent ages reorganising things in her car, lifting things out of the boot and putting them back in again. Finally she walked back up to me and told me she wouldn't have taken so long if I hadn't been rude and rushed her by not using a different pump. She took down the company details on the van I was driving and told me she would be writing to the company to complain about me. I politely apologised, pointed at the only adblue pump in the station, next to where her car was parked, and told her I wished there were more of them pumps too.

 

Now this one I can get behind. Ignorant ****s.

 

It must have been worth the wait to see the look on her daft face!

 

People probably get annoyed with me in the UK as I wait for the pump attendant to come and do it. The woman on the till at the Tesco station is always ****ing slow to come out - no manners at all. Not like the Pertamina petrol stations.

 

Can I add people who collect food at click and collect points......AND THEN stay in said collection point and eat their food?

While the rest of us collectors drive around like mongs looking for a parking spot, usually half a mile away from the door and thus your food is either cold or the idiot bringing it doesn’t know where you are and gives up.

 

Sounds like you when we ask you to update the Prediction League.

 

I'll think you'll find I was the one waiting patiently while everyone else lost their ****

 

I fill the car up, pour petrol all over the floor and toss my cigarette out of the window.

Because I seethe with unbridled rage at the idea of someone using my bay.

 

Thrre’s a woman in Boroughbridge Services who needs to hear from you.

 

I do that on purpose to people... Especially females because they tend to not wave when you give way.

I also love being in a long line of traffic and seeing someone in a junction trying to get out..
If I see a gap behind me I slow down to ensure they cannot get out and grin at them as I pass

 

You sound like an American, they're all at it. It's like the whacky races

 

I basically just hate everyone out there on those roads and go out my way to **** each and everyone of them over

 

If you ever want to borrow my BMW let me know.

 

If they have a better car than me I really go the extra mile to piss them off