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Players you wish nufc hadn't signed

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  1. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    I'll go 1st.

    Shelvey!!!
     
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    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Oh where do we ****in start?

    Before i post a huge list, are we talking current squad or anything we can remember?
     
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    That should be the end of the thread. He’s leeched the club and become a very rich man.

    I am going for Lascelles. He’s never been good and somehow has been captain under many managers.
     
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    Shelvey
     
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    Anyone you like mate
     
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    There are worse examples of players you could level that criticism at though - Michael ****ing Owen for one.

    Of the current squad Dwight Gayle - he's an overrated lower league striker masquarading as a Prem player and NEVER there when we've ever needed him, even in the Championship he was injured for half the season.
     
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    This is the Shelvey thread.

    And I can guarantee he’s first name on the team sheet tonight.
     
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    Yes that’s a good shout. He also looks a miserable twat aswell.
     
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    OK then I call this the "ARE YOU REALLY A FOOTBALL PLAYER?" collection, basically those players you assume were some April fools day joke by the club when we saw them play but turned out to be actual players on real contracts getting paid huge amounts of money, even though they had no ****ing idea how to play football:

    Albert Luque, Emmanuel Riviere, Jean Allen Boumsong, Marcelino, Amdy Faye, Celestine Babayaro, Christian Bassedas, Stephane Gui'varch.

    And for those who remember him, the cherry on the cake of ****, WAYNE FEREDAY, anyone who saw him play would agree.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mark Stimson

    Still have nightmares to this day
     
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    Michael Owen - Here endeth the thread. From Ballon d'or to a singing doughnut.
     
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  18. Charlie Dogscock

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    His autobiography is a great laugh, blames us for ruining his career, and tries to make out he was a key part of Man Utd's team when he stole a medal there.
     
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    This. Honestly, I didn't want him before he was signed, thought it was a dreadful move by Shepherd.
     
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    Souness always vehemently says he wanted Anelka and Boa Morte and Shepherd lumped Owen and Luque on him instead.

    Souness would have no doubt found a way to **** things up even if he'd got Anelka, but he was a dead man walking as soon as he had to pin his hopes on Owen.
     
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