Post a Lie About the Poster Above

As it is my birthday, I thought we could have some fun.

The idea is to post a lie, as outrageous as your imagination allows, about the previous poster.

As there are no posters before this, I will use Hornette to start.

Hornette once spent 15 years in an Indonesian prison after stealing current Vice President, Boediono's children.

 

Ok, my turn......BBW really is Nordin Wooter!!!!!!!! After a successful footballing career he lost all of his money unsuccessfully trying to defend a certain Hornette during her indonesian trial.

Now broke he spends most of his time begging on street corners and telling everyone who'll listen that he's really an accomplished writer who's just there to do research.

 

Sandy won the lottery and gave most of his money to a charity in Africa who assured him he'd get a good return once they'd invested. Thankfully, the money came through, and he's now the richest man in England, owns ships and property on the Cayman Islands and now and again, pops back to see his beloved Watford FC. He also owns a zoo.

 

Hornette once spent 15 years in an Indonesian prison after stealing Vice -President Boediono's children.

 

cheat!

 

Hornette relieves her fraustrations of teaching people to drive each week, by taking on the role of the Stig.

 

oldfrenchhorn is actually youngspanishhatter

 

BBW reveals his latent homosexuality in his name which is really Bring Back Woofter

 

Leonardo knows the "Da Vinci" code and revealed the secrets to Hornette at a night club in Bali. President Boediono found out and located the pair and arrested Hornette on a trumped up charge of kidnapping. Leonardo escaped.

 

yellowvoice is an anagram of "wily cove Leo"

.....games up Leo.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Viking Erik holidays at Haven, due to its "comfort:value ratio"

 

In reality, BBW is the blow-up doll from Fawlty Towers & has lived on a shelf in a props room for the last 30 or so years, largely being ignored by all and sundry, devoid of a sex life. His initials really stand for Bl***y, Bl****d Women.

 

BB is in reality a postman from Skemersdale who whiles away his days on various football message boards

 

wear_yellow does in fact only every 'wear yellow'. Luckily being 'Ali G' no-one has made the connection yet!!! Booyakasha!!!
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Sandy Hornet married a caveman that ice-skates on polystyrene. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

 

Lloydinho puts on a bat outfit every night and sleeps hanging upside down in a cave near Carpenders Park.

 

Yellowyell is actually Malky Mackay and he uses this site to gain insider knowledge of WFC potential targets and then poaches them for himself. He is also rumored to be tracking the potential of BBW and Hornette_TID to steal and start their own fans forum .

Happy Birthday mate.

 

BHD is actually 89 and lives in a nursing home in L*t*n..where he spends his days chucking old ladies out of their seats for pleasure, and flirting with the care workers, especially the boys.

 

Hornette had the original idea for the TV series "The Manageress" and had the role of one of the opposition players in "Playing the Field".

 

Jsybarry is actually a Jersey tomato who secretly desires a Jersey Royal potato. Hence his contributions on these boards - he loves a Chat.