Well isn’t this hilarious. Don’t expect me to sweep up the mess lads. You asked for this, you bunch of racist bigots.
All the people voting Matth are the same ****s that voted to call that ship Boaty McBoatface. You're not McFunny y'bunck of ****ers.
I'd like to express my sincere thanks to my campaign manager, Hernia, for her admirable attempts to galvanise my campaign but I sense that the writing is on the wall and therefore, when the time comes, I will likely retire with grace (nice girl) and take up a Switzerland-like neutrality on this thread by allocating my own votes to the two leading contenders ... which comes as something of a surprise perhaps, given my antipathy towards the film Dumb & Dumber ...