Pre Jab - The Last Supper

ER falls out of bed and straight into rant mode ready for another day of heightened blood pressure levels and a big purple face.

You love to see it!

 

Marrofat are proper
Garden are gayster fare

 

Peas from a tin should be avoided at all costs tbf. Horrible concept.

 

I like to soak mine overnight then have lashings of vinegar on them.

Same with my peas tbf.

 

On the subject of Scottish curry inventions, Tikka Masala was invented in Glasgow. The most famous curry invented in England would be Balti, which was invented in Birmingham. You're all very welcome.

 

I'm starving, wits for breakie!

 

I hate ****s that use the word "lashings" to mean a lot of. It reminds me of that very ****e Ambrosia cream custard advert from back in the day.

 

Lashings and lashings of pop!

Good Nigel banter that Erchie, thought it would be right up your avenue!

 

****ing "fizzy pop" is another term that I can't be ****ed with either.

 

Last night's left over Vindaloo and half a stale naan

 

Cheese and ham toastie was settled on.

 

I like those small ones. Sorry if that sounds petit.

 

I had porridge, sliced a banana up and chucked that in followed by lashings of honey all over it.

 

I call it skoosh or jeg

 

My work porridge is made the night before hand in a wee porridge cup.

Fill it with rolled oats, add some chia seeds, fill up with full fat milk, stick it in the microwave then eat with berries.

Weekend porridge made in a pot with water and salt, eat with milk and bananas.

FTPATVM

Porridge cup below vv

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Is porridge not strictly for poofs?

 

I hate the terms 'tuck in' and 'all the trimmings', but Mr M. Ger is indeed correct to say that 'lashings' and 'fizzy pop' are the mark of a ****.

My last meal would be a bowl of Weetabix with skimmed milk.

 

I have contacted the Goldilocks family and they are considering legal action ... the 3 bears are also livid ...