Is that your digs mate? If yes then that's a beaut of a room n that tree does it no justice. Sling it in that fire and get a proper one
Ah right. In that case can I suggest gender neutral decor Don't know if you heard but there is a campaign for a gender neutral santa
My Mrs being Finnish n'all wont have a fake tree near the gaff. So I get the arms stabbed off me putting it up and decorating it, keep it watered, and when it comes time for it to go, there are a billion frikkin pine needles everywhere, and often I am still finding them here and there in June
We've had the same old Christmas tree for yonks! Even the candy canes are years old. The last one to eat that **** was my youngest, but he's 9, now, and has moved on to more sophisticated fare, such as Ferrero Rochers and Revels. It's a great pagan tradition, though, and one that I am happy to continue to indulge in. Especially the annual shag under it, by candlelight, with the missus. Do you lads celebrate that particular tradition?