mad wasn’t it… why try and play football when a) you tried that for 80 mins and couldn’t muster a shot b) you’ve taken all your footballers off and have a 3 prong strike force that averages 6’4
Must say I’m thrilled Argentina are through as I know how much it will mean to my good friend Marcello. Wouldn’t it be great if they won it for him
Actually that’s underway. I’ve plans for three statue of myself victor and Marcello. We’ll stand each side of him with our arms around him. It’s the least I can do. He made me a fortune you know. Any suggestions where I should stick them
Not sure about the erect bit, that might be a tad tasteless but otherwise a goof idea. Maybe a sight at Dublin airport as many of our most loyal fans pass through there. Also happen to spend large wads of their lovely euros with us
Really stupid tactics you need to get your first two at least. Put the pressure on the opposition and the doubt in their minds