Him and his mates went to Manchester on the Biffy Clyro tour bus - looked amazing, neon lights and bunks in it and all that. I think, if this is affordable, me getting this hired for him and his Rangers daft brother and da could be a right giggle.
It would a giggle, as well as a nice gesture even just for the laffs. Give yer mate summat to remember on a day that, let's face it, revovles around no **** else but the bride.
Bird he's marrying is 22 (he's younger than me but he's coming up for 30) and only packed in modelling underwear last year. When he was first going out with her, before playing football he says to me "D'ye want to see my new bird" and I'm expecting a photo taken on his phone. He googled her name and there were about a dozen pics of her in her scants ****'s knocked it off
I've nae idea. I need to think up a fake Proddy name to phone them under before I even reach that bridge.
How about I post a series of pictures of Scottish underwear models and you like the lucky young temptress?