Rangers v Celtic

Definitely, after Dundee not beating Celtic in 42 games, I thought today was going to be the day. I am shocked and gutted in equal measure.

 

Oooft a tight spfl sunday

As you were

 

ooft, he's seething, folks

 

Worse things happen at sea I am led to believe.

 

^^^^ gutted he didn't have the footballing knowledge to predict two correct scores. Loser.

 

Yeah, I can't quite get my head round it, something you'll be all to familiar with one suspects.

 

Butt clenching aplenty at the end of those games.

 

Taigs must be fuming over that sheidt show.

They struggling to get the sheckels together for the CA?

 

Buttman - keep but sell if money is good

Tavpen - punt. Been a tremendous servant but been pish since it looked like we might win league
Goldhaun - punt, another bottle job
Balogun - off you pop
Souttar - every game he’s got a brain fart in him but keep him for jockness
Borna - toodle pips
Ridvan - bye
Sterling - keep

****bad - **** off
Lundstram- **** off
Lawrence - **** off
Rowan Jacksie - **** off
Dio - keep

Dessers - keep as back up
Silva - £35m some **** bought this **** for Jorge Mendes getting obvious kickbacks off some ****
Danilo - ****e
Lammers - ****s on a scoring spree in Holland. Mark my words, we will sell this **** for £4m and he’ll be off to Inter for £18m next summer or something.
Roofe - poof
Scott ****e - bye

 

Sounds like you're almost as bad as us Sheepshaggers Sheds.

And our only good player Miovski is offski close season.

Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles I suppose.

 

Just had some rhubarb crumble, lovely and all, what's your favourite crumble?

 

Sevco’s title challenge

 

clement crumble

 

That is my favourite crumble Mick

Unfortunately used to play havoc with my acid reflux until my GP introduced me to the wonder of Omeprazole, the panacea for life, unless your head has been accidentally lopped off of course.

 

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@Joe looks like he enjoyed his time up in Dundee today

 

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