Rangers v Celtic

Yilmaz out

release the Borna

Sooty out too

 

Helluva buzz, man.

 

did yous not check if Yilmaz was injury prone before spending 6m on him?

 

Don't be silly

 

this is why I said its a must win game for the crystal maze presenter, rumblings bubbling beneath the horde surface

 

Yes, you still get crisp bags today.

 

Super Ally still irks the Noodler

 

He isn't as bad as yous make out.

 

You were the funniest on here for a decade then your craic fell off a cliff when The Belgian threw the Prodruple away. Sad times.

 

After Heroin probably the best going.

 

Baz was "the funniest on here"

 

Funniest looking he meant

 

33/20 Ted's to lift the cup. Not too bad.

 

I mistakenly used superglue and I couldn't prise the empty prawn cocktail packet off my nose for a couple of days.

Lesson learned.

 

my uncle sniffs glue, hes still stuck in the 80s

 

And this is why nobody will ever claim you've been the funniest in here for decade.

 

very few people are funny, out of all the people you know in life, only 2 or 3 max will be genuinely funny, its a rare gift

most comedians arent funny and its their "profession"

stewart lee is good tho

 

cheers, mate

 

Some of the funniest people I have encountered in my 34 years of existence have been out at sea.