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Rant of the week : Andy Carroll

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by holystone, Jan 22, 2012.

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    Taken from comments made by Liverpool fan in Daily Telegraph:

    I cannot defend Andy Carroll no more. Does he wear a pony tail? ,,,,, no it's a donkey tail. He's atrocious. Call me old fashioned but if you are a proper bloke and have the nerve to wear a pony tail, it's because you are good and confident. Carroll needs to get a proper haircut, a decent shave and stop acting like a prima donna. He looks and plays like a big girls blouse and should not wear our shirt again until he starts acting and performing like a professional sportsman instead of the bufoon cowboy caricature he has let himself become. Can't believe I am criticisng one of "our own" but it needs to be said. Dump him. And I would not give the rest of them the shirt for the semi against Manchester's team, let Kelly, Flanagan and the hungry young kids play,,,, screw these overpaid prima donnas who prefer to be seen back home in the North east boozing and scrapping with females and posing with ridiculous pony tails,,,, I could go on,,,,, I have gone on,,

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    Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
    A. Because there's nothing worth ****ting on.<laugh>
     
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    holystone, Jan 22, 2012
  2. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    In fairness his pony tail is ****e, he looks like the baddy off Karate Kid 3!

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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Jan 22, 2012
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I'd laugh if he ditched the pony tail and went back to dreads.
     
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    u408379965, Jan 22, 2012
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    That is a pretty funny rant. :)
     
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    Zingy, Jan 22, 2012
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    Just found this picture of Carroll back in the day. Look where his right boot ended up <laugh>.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jan 22, 2012
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    Great spot. <laugh>
     
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    u408379965, Jan 22, 2012
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    A short back and sides and a shave does do him wonders.
     
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    Alain Pardeaux, Jan 22, 2012
  8. The Armband

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    Goodness knows why he sports that absurd pony tail. It looks atrocious!

    Why doesn't he try changing his image by cutting his hair in order to try and regain his form from his Newcastle days
     
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    The long hair looks good on him, he should keep it.
     
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    Gay.
     
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    Wasnt a bad looking chap in the Championship, that hair was acceptable, but now hes got a rat tash, bumfluff beard and the pony tail of a lass from a council estate that hasnt been washed in a good year.

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    Wey Aye Cabaye, Jan 22, 2012
  12. AH

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    Well, it's true that underneath every pony tail.. there's an arse hole.
     
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    You been underneath a pony tail or two AH? <whistle>
     
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  14. Marvo

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    How's that now?
     
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    Marvo, Jan 22, 2012
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    Looks like a lower sack knock too, which can often be much worse than a full punt in the bollocks. I've always found just catching my nads on something hurts far more than them being pummelled.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jan 22, 2012
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