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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by patb, Apr 7, 2016.

  1. patb

    patb Well-Known Member

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    1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying
    let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

    2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way
    much faster now.

    3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are
    holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.

    4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
    someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.

    5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word
    "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

    6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.


    7. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If
    you find one, what's your plan?




    8. Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just
    don't give a **** anymore
    and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
     
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  2. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    Love #8. That sums me up perfectly. <laugh>
     
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  3. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    It didn't mention convicts or penal colonies so what the **** are you babbling about?
     
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  4. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    No.son, it's all about being a MIllwall supporter. We wake up to a chance of Glory, you just wake up to a bowl of Chips.
     
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  5. lifecheshirewhite

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    You're more positive,as you know things can only get better.But we are getting there.<ok>
     
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  6. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    Getting what? Positive or better? I don't see any evidence of either. All I see is a group of supporters arguing amongst themselves, tearing their club to pieces and bagging the coach and management. Not a lot of positives in that, is there Chesh? If it wasn't so sad it would be tragic.
     
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    Getting to rock bottom,like millwall where things can only get better.Only problem is as Millwall will always be rock bottom we can only be 1 above rock bottom.
     
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  8. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Ditto <ok>
     
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  9. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Glory wakes up as Glory...:grin:
     
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  10. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    "Morning, Glory".
     
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  11. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    I didn't want to state the obvious...<laugh>
     
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  12. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    I miss those days. <wah><wah>
     
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  13. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    You're not that old..a little blue pill ...:grin:
     
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  14. Lion of Brisbane

    Lion of Brisbane Well-Known Member

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    Viagra won't make you James Bond, but it will make you to Roger Moore.
     
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  15. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    #9 ...... Ummmm .... I can't remember.
     
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