Off Topic Rip DMX, Big Phil and Nikki from Big Brother

Like fck!

I doubt many will know who he is tbh. Kids these days, eh.

We're closed for another week anyway so hopefully nobody will need to mention it.

Tbh it was a bigger travesty that we were in lockdown when Captain Tom passed away. Would've had something for him.

 

This one trebs

 

lmao

 

just got the newsflash about DMX now on my norwegian thing

"DMX er død"

thanks for that NRK, real passionate

 

Another one for the Prince phil funeral playlist

 

Mate of mine owns and runs a nursery now but he used to be a primary school teacher and cos I've known him since our teens I know he should be nowhere near a job in charge of shaping the minds of young people

He was the first to send me a stream of Phillip memes on WhatsApp today the sick Batard.

You seen green street right? Well he's kind of like that dickhead with the dodgy yank/cockney accent, but with less cocaine and no fighting on the weekends

I hope not all teachers are like you two mate

 

I'm more worried about health

the nurses I know personally are proper dumb ****s, wouldn't trust them with my health so I dunno who hired them

my sisters a midwife and jesus h

keep away, do a home birth

 

Mate of mine mrs (ffs I sound like @PINKIE now ) had a home birth in one of those water bathhub things. Hers was fully enclosed or some **** which I think means had a roof.

They had a midwife there tho.

 

Not sure if fancy that tbh.

Lots to clean up I'm guessing.

Nah not into it.

Over to the maternity ward ya go babes

 

Ye I think its best practice to have a midwife with you yanno, cos its a bit ****in dumb to give birth in ye bath unsupervised

of course i'm being tongue and cheek and would never denigrate the hard work of our amazing health care workers, who put their lives on the line every day for me and you.

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Stop de railing thread with your mumsnet talk

Set a poofs

 

we're talking about health and an OAP just died

its on topic

 

Oh yeh soz for intruptin the other engaging convos going on in here.

This thread would be nothing without me.

Memba dat & rekonize foo

 

@Spurlock

Was you present at the your boys births?

Not sure I'm interested in holding the hand and cutting no cord and that.

Just clean it up and pass it out here kinda thing.

Is that bad you reckon, bit old skool dinosaur thinkin in a modern world?

Like i can't even watch births on TV its horrible

 

first one I was sat in waiting room sipping on some Ribena
2nd I was sat in waiting room flicking through the national geographic

Not for me

 

You get any grief for it?

Post or pre?

 

My girlfriend wants me there

But I just think babies are kinda disgusting when they come out, all gooey and soft

maybe your animal side kicks in and you just wanna grab it anyway and fall in love

 

no I didn’t tbh

You got to get it into her head that it’s not romantic or anything, plus you don’t want to be put off by the sight because if you are there's no going back and it could end the relationship...start tapping that into her head on a regular basis once the bump starts to show

your welcome x