Rooney ?

Ouch! ... be gentle with them 1884 ... they are still reeling at paying £85 million for the new Carlton Palmer

 

I'd love for Rooney to return to Everton. That would be the second time he'll have ****ed up the fans.

 

The moral of the story -

"Never **** with a man in a Lanyard"

 

... did you?

 

You did

I'm the ****er wearing the lanyard. ****ing youts up for a pastime.

 

... I'm still not interested Kitty ... but thanks for playing ...

PS I think you should get a smaller Lanyard ... it's not supposed to be the most impressive thing about you

 

^^^^ Scared of the lanyard.

 

Rooney is class. Got more skillz on his weak foot than any park the bus, 2 banks of 4 hoofball player at Leicester could ever dream of having.

 

... he'd fit in well at Spurs ... certainly a better orator than Harold and Eric (Dumb & Dumber) ... arguably the only English club he could go to and be such a success on that front tbf

 

Not with you?

 

He left you at his peak to seek glory, and then he'd be going back to you as a washed up has-been knowing that he cannot win anything more, and just to take your money.

You really don't get any more cynical than that!

 

I think he's still got something left in the tank, he's only just turned 31.

I think he needs a new challenge though, he's gone stale at United and there's not much love left for him there.

I'd not object to taking him on loan in Jan and see how he goes until the end of the season.

 

I fear you may have taken my bantz a bit too seriously

Fox chill out mate, otherwise you'll end up a nervous wreck like Fosse.

 

... the Fosse has no nerves ... it's a Roman road ... runs straight, true, unswerving, undaunted ...

...now go swivel Trebleend

 

^^^^ I rest my case

 

That's right, most footballers are at their peak at 18 years old.

 

#meltdown

 

... been evicted again? ... just pay your fcukin' rent you scroungy Northern twat

 

"Leicester are an up and coming club who are also on the up"

 

I wouldn't go that far, Chief.