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  1. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    thats not five words, Rog!
     
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    Nordic, Aug 27, 2015
  2. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    backdoor
     
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    Nordic, Aug 27, 2015
  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    me and counting eh i can only count to 15 after that im mortal and cant remember a thing in the morning, and **** 5 words i dont play by the rules
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 27, 2015
  4. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Double :emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
  5. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    One for the spuds....

    Get off daddy, it hurts.
     
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    Tiddler, Aug 27, 2015
  6. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Nordic, Aug 27, 2015
  7. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    NO but he can watch
     
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    mackemwelder, Aug 27, 2015
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Johnno, get out of here.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    what. you didn't ****ing swallow.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 27, 2015
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    you ever try animal sex?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My ring piece is bleeding.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I once met Jimmy Saville.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 27, 2015
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You won't show your friends?
     
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    Commachio, Aug 27, 2015
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do you like marrs bars?
     
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    Commachio, Aug 27, 2015
  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    And there goes the banjo
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
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    Fists up my bum NOW!
     
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  17. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Thought you were a girl?!?
     
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    David Moyes' Stupid Face, Aug 27, 2015
  18. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    My name is Ellis Short
     
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    bonnybobbypark, Aug 27, 2015
  19. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    do you take this woman...
     
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    Home_and_Away, Aug 27, 2015
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  20. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I nominate this as the winner
     
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    David Moyes' Stupid Face, Aug 27, 2015
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