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  1. calmcumbrian

    calmcumbrian Well-Known Member

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    spoil it with three words....is it in?
     
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    calmcumbrian, Aug 28, 2015
  2. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Spoil it with one..... NO!
     
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    Home_and_Away, Aug 28, 2015
  3. John Cardew

    John Cardew Well-Known Member

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    Is it always that hairy?
     
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    John Cardew, Aug 28, 2015
  4. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Is that a diseased ****?
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Your mum was much better
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do you take credit cards
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sorry, your dads a what?
     
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    Commachio, Aug 28, 2015
  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I can see your breakfast
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 28, 2015
  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I washed it last week
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 28, 2015
  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You look like Butch Dingle
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 28, 2015

  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    'Big Billy Cattermole Woz Ere'
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 9, 2016
  12. Deleted #

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    Mmmmm, tighter than my sister







    (no crumble joke intended)
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You look like Bernard Manning
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 9, 2016
  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's not full-blown AIDS.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 9, 2016
  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Quick, hide, its the missus.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Are you Wayne Rooney's 'granny'?
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Go on, suck my plums.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Relax, this won't take long.
     
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  19. Deleted #

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    Can the dog go next?
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^^ ESP <laugh>

    Can Rover join in pet?
     
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