saintKlopp to leave at the end of this season.

Made you look.
Put the bunting away, I'm not really planning on leaving, but I am retiring from match thread creation.
I think that an entire season is sufficient expiation for any crimes I may have committed, so our glorious victory on the last day will be my last contribution.
I and my dedicated team of researchers have worked tirelessly over the last 10 months to bring you the very best in cutting-edge insight into the coming games, and I'm sure you will understand that producing such comprehensive and compelling threads has taken its toll of us.
We have booked an open-top bus parade through the backstreets of Blaenau Ffestiniog so we hope you'll all turn out for that.
I realise it's a bit of a poisoned chalice for whoever takes over, but I'm letting you know in advance so you can all fight over who gets the short straw.
Rest assured I'll never forget you, no matter how hard I try.

 

Done a decent job mate, faded a bit at the end and I think you may have had a few too many before the Utd fixtures but overall a good season with a trophy to put in your cabinet..

 

Many thanks for going above and beyond in your dedication to the task. You deserve a trophy for the many hours of hard work and commitment you've shown .....

 

It's the end of an era.

There again, so was the discovery of bronze.

 

Apt - seeing as we've got the bronze medal.

 

So Arsenal are getting the Iron medal and City are getting the Dark ages medal?

Seems right... City owners still operate like dark agent tyrants.

 

Needs more videos and a poll

 

People pay for my videos.

 

Ibwt didn't mean the sex tapes. I think.

 

What others are there?