Off Topic SaintsWeb

So it seems that SW forum is having long-standing issues and could perhaps be dying out with posters giving up.

So thought I'd make a thread to welcome any new posters coming in from the dark side.




Thought it'd also be a good place for new posters to introduce themselves. A good way to start is by answering the following questions:

- Do you like puns?

- Yes to VAR or **** VAR?

- Puel in or Puel out?

- FA Cup or top 4?

- Should Jim Magilton be sacked?

 

Don’t post lads.... this is more controlling than Track n Trace.

Libby is a copper. He is just vetting you here.

 

Extra question:

How many games would you give a talented, skilful, “step over Johnny” before he has had a chance to prove himself?

 

One for the transfer rumours: Matt Holland is still having his medical.

 

Anyone who's met me would know that to not be true

Though I have confiscated plenty of illegal substances in my time.








Oh hang on, did I say confiscated? I meant consumed.

 

Where's Jonny been anyway, not been on for a while. What you done with him?!

@jonny 'hasen' shuttle

 

Something fishy about SW closing. Did I say fishy?

Oh dear cue the fish puns.

Or will we skate around the subject.

 

Ffs no7 we're gonna get at least four of them now.

 

Can I be the first to welcome you to the board Libby, and I must say you’ve done very well to post nearly 60,000 times in only a couple of hours.

We’re conducting a survey on not606 about whether VAR should be run by a combination of Tom, Trixter, and Tobes. What do you think?

 

Reckon I could do a pretty good job with it myself really, just need one of these:

 

Another question;

Do you feel Boufal would have thrived if he had 6 consecutive games?

 

Oh, and SW is working fine by the way. Putting this thread up must have been the incentive they needed to fix it!

 

My question;

Stripes, sash, or chevrons?

(I hope none of these newbies has a lisp).

 

Or nil as it turned out.

 

I just flounder when it comes to thinking of puns while others just carp on and on about people who post them.

 

Does this mean we are due for an influx of namby pamby bedwetters?..

 

they do have plenty to spare.