Well, if it wasn't you who said it it would have been Comm so can't complain His is probably going to be steak, chips, mushrooms and onions in a doughnut...
Heinz think so too but I'm sure John could master it.. It's all about cross stitches apparently and being able to spit the twat out in between the carrots and potato's.. Funny world eh..
Could always use these things https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01CGTYC6U/?tag=not606-21 Although judging by the reviews there is a chance it could set your toaster on fire but is worth it for a good sandwich.
Egg mayo with red onion is probably my favourite cold sandwich. Although, I like going full council estate chav at times and just having a cheese and onion crisp one, too.
Mince beef and onion pie on white with brown sauce. Chicken curry and rice. Beef supernoodles on white with philidelphia cheese and hot sauce.
Am sure it's very nice (though I don't eat cheese unless it's in a cooked sauce like Lasagne or something). It was more the fact that anyone could tell a mile off you were never going to say cheese and tomato or egg mayonnaise!
You remember toast toppers? You must do! Anyway, I know the OP said no but cheese and ham is world class for a sandwich. Best out there. Followed by Tuna mayo, roast chicken, and ham and mustard. All with butter, none of this spread or margarine bollocks.
Remember them well mate.. Just as I'm remembering this 1st Jurassic Park film on Sky at the mo, ain't seen it in years but for 93, it was one well made film..