Off Topic Sandwiches

If your life depended on it, left or right?

 

Bollox, if it's that scenario, may aswell do both..Then shoot myself afterwards.

 

This doesn’t surprise me.

 

Jurassic Park was my first film as well - I collected vouchers that were in the paper and dragged my mum and little sister to it.

It was the first time we wither of us ever been to a cinema and apparently I sat there staring at the screen and annoying people by yelling the names of the dinosaurs on the screen while my sister hid under my mum's coat and refused to watch.

 

My first film in the cinema was Star Wars in about 1979. Old as ****.

 

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I used to love that as a kid.

Do they still make it

 

I had some today

Sandwich spread, german salami and cucumber in 2 big stotties.. (big buns/baps, to you lot)

 

Bloody hell - same here. Think it was 1977 by the way

 

Can't remember how old I was but very young so yes could be.

 

I was 7 - bloody scary thinking it was that long ago...

 

Hated that stuff.

 

Last time you tried it?

 

Over 30 years ago. I sometimes struggle with the appearance of food. It’s the vomit like chunks in that stuff that makes me churn.

 

I had some today mate.

 

Cheese savoury accompanied with a bag of crisps
Tuna Mayo
Prawn Cocktail crisp sandwich
Cheese and Onion Crisp sandwich

 

You know what really makes me want to hurl? Adults eating baby food.

I’ve seen parents trying to encourage their petulant little ****s into eating their blended lamb, potato and carrot smoothie by having a spoon of it themselves and I’ve been like “WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING??!!”

 

and there's about 2 spoonfull in there....fat ****s eat half of it..

Kids are like, **** of you fat lazy ****, giz a burger...

where's macs

 

Your first choice is impeccable sir ... all the best for tomorrow mate, please pass on my best wishes and sympathy to Mrs Burly and family