Off Topic Satan ****s of hell

Awwwww has likkle baba got a probby wobby wiv the dark and cold

Get a ****ing life you ****ing pussy or emigrate you stupid ****

 

Dis fightin' talk.

*pulls up chair smiley*

 

I like the different seasons

Wouldhate it being warm and dry all the time

 

I could cope with 2 months of proper winter and then 10 months of sunshine.

I think it's called Portugal

 

Off you go then

 

Best not move to Brighton if you don't like the seagull. Hundreds down on seafront and they have no problem swooping in for food you're holding.

 

God willing, I'll take your advice

 

You want to see the ****ers in St Ives. I've seen them nearly kill little kids Talk about The Birds

 

I kmow, aggresive ****ers

we have them but nowhere near as many and nowhere near as cheeky

We go down to Cornwall every yearto visit family and they seem to get worse every year

They even look really evil

 

I wouldnt like to live in another country

Love holidaying but always like coming home as well

 

My dream would be to keep a crash pad here and spend most of my time in Portugal. As I do love this country as well, it's the weather that I find despressing.

 

Love getting cosy when its cold,snow is brill. Rain for me isfine, love a frost, makes it feel fresh. Like driving when its dark...

Love the sun as well

Nothing to be depressed about

 

Went to Portugal for first time last year, loved the place. Good over there is lovely.

think that's the main thing I like about holidaying, going out and eating awesome food every other day

 

I hate getting up in the dark and then driving home in the dark, that's depressing as hell man, come on.

I don't mind being sat next to a roaring fire when it's freezing outside, as long as I don't have to go out in the ****er!

 

Learn to cook it yourself.

#cheapskate

 

I love the sun. (the fireball in the sky not the bograg).

I could live in a land of endless summer. I hate it December, January and early February when it's too cool for shorts.

Despite winter being relatively short here it can and does get colder than the NW of England. Fortunately it's usually dry in winter though. Cold is more tolerable when it's not cold and wet. I'd still prefer to live somewhere sunny all year though.

 

Piss off!!

 

I do like winter, like wrapping up and getting into a cold bed.. Bright blue sky and frosty mornings are lovely.. What k hate is when it's pissing down but mild.

 

Had lots of Camel Spiders when I was in Saudi, horrible things really quick and aggressive.

 

Every spider bigger than a 50p piece is given an ugly death if he dares step foot into my house.
House spiders and wolf spiders can go **** themselves.
Don't mind the little ones mind.
Wasps are little ****s aswell, so persistent, honestly I have stood there swatting at one for 5 minutes, only for it to keep dive bombing in and investigating me. I walk away, it follows.
Its worse with women, its attracted to their hairspray and certain perfumes they wear too.

Saying that, as someobody already mentioned, Wasps and spiders are the main predators of the common housefly.
If we got rid of all spiders and wasps, we would be infested with flies everywhere.