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  1. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Not any venomous ones either...
     
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    Just fear of the unknown mate imo.

    Now Australians, their fear is justified <laugh> Over there you can go for a crap and a funnel web spider bites your junk from his hiding spot under the toilet seat <yikes>
     
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    Everything in Australia wants to kill us it's like the IS of the animal kingdom over there.
     
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    Fixed that for you :bandit:
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They also have some of the prettiest spiders too... Peacock spiders come from there...

    ... If you live long enough to see one.
     
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    Just looked them up, **** me, never seen one of those before, had I come across one of those in my bed I'd have shat myself <laugh>

    Pretty awesome looking things.

    My brother kept a large spider, the thing was so fragile, and required careful care, people don't realise usually how fragile these things are.

    Coconut spiders, which are not spiders I know, are awesome
     
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    @Magic

    Get yourself one of these ;)
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Was bit on radio today of a guy that moved into a new house, a week later had a return to sender package, opened it and it was a huge spider... Can't remember it's name but apparently 3rd largest species in the world.

    Was being returned to the previous occupant who was obviously no longer there <laugh>
     
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    There are some amazing things in the world, far more bizarre and varied than any aliens most film-makers can come up with.
     
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    or lizard people in Buckingham palace <whistle>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Please! Putin is the lizard person not the royals (who are merely human parasites). No one looks more like a lizard than Putin... Besides Taylor swift.
     
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    I disagree
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    Or this <laugh>
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    definitely lizard...
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    Taylor swift has to be a lizard too.

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    How dare you!
     
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  16. Magic Ted

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    Taylor Swift is fit as ****.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Can you look at this picture of Taylor Swift without saying she looks like a lizard?

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    She's not butt ugly like Mikey Cyrus, and does sometimes look attractive... But she is also rather odd looking.

    She's a bit like Cameron Diaz that way. Both semi- attractive and odd looking at the same time.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I bet you think Kristen Stewart isn't fit as well <doh>
     
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