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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What a mess he is..

     
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  2. Captainpancakes

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    I spent longer locked up for carrying a lawnmower over a fence
     
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    Yes but was it your lawnmower

    and your fence?
     
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  4. Captainpancakes

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    No my mate had stolen it ...
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    He should spend his whole jail term in prison the knob
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Footballers and ex footballers should have enough money to be able to pay for a hotel room or worst case a driver.
     
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  7. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    But he’d only had one pint
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Of vodka?
     
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    What a ****ing bell end
     
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    Of whiskey
     
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    What a tool. Out of interest I wonder what would be the worse outcome out of providing a test (considering he was battered) or refusing. I thought the police were slightly evasive in their responses to him. Made me think that actually if they've not got on record that he was 10x over the limit he might not get as strict a punishment.
     
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  12. Captainpancakes

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    I just took the piss and said " yeah ive had a good drink im not in trouble here am I " . He made me wait 20 mins and i laughed at the polis when i passed . I knew id had exactly 1.8 units in a bottle of bud... he was devastated.
     
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    Great <doh>
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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    Drink driving is never good.

    Whe had a visit from the police at work last year to give us a talk on drugs and alcohol.
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ch...st-news/two-people-die-after-audi-7625973.amp

    The driver died instantly (he had been drinking) and the passenger was alive but trapped.
    He called the police.
    They played us a recording of the call and stopped the recording just as the young lad noticed smoke on the car.
    He was burned alive.
    They showed us a photo of the audi and you could only make out it was an audi from the centre cap in one of the wheels.
    To top it off, his mam had borrowed money for the driver to buy the car and was still paying for the car.
    Quite horrific and disturbing.
     
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    It was i wasnt breaking the law, so I played the policeman
     
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    I stand by my comment then
     
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  17. Captainpancakes

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    I don't understand
     
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    ok so hes had a few pints and drove his car but it seems to me people care more about drink driving than drug dealing these days … its like society picks and chooses the witches to burn.... burn them all or say nothing … I say nothing
     
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  19. Welshie

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    Because a drug dealer is handing over a product to a purchasing customer. Like it or not, addicted or not, that drug user is making a choice to purchase that drug.

    If Dean Saunders slams into the back of a car and kills the baby in the back seat, it's a slightly different situation.

    Think a little man.
     
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  20. Captainpancakes

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    not saying either is right both are killers is my point.... people make mistakes …. ive speeded before same ****

    the person crossing the road getting knocked over might be to blame anyway... pissing about on their phones.

    don't drink and drive

    don't be selective in persecution
     
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