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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We are doing this at work, I've no idea what to get the geezer I've drawn but he lists his likes as "rugby, cider, chocolate".
    The budget is £10 max, any ideas what I should buy?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 9, 2018
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    If he’s a big fat ****, get him a weight watchers membership.
     
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    Tina., Dec 9, 2018
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I dunno. Sumfing to do with rugby, cider or chocolate maybe?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 9, 2018
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Get him a Brexit T-shirt
     
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    Toley Fart, Dec 9, 2018
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  6. Gaz Chambers

    Gaz Chambers 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Staff portal probably.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Grindr subscription imho
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 9, 2018
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Get a choclate rugby ball and fill it with cider ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 9, 2018
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  10. Gaz Chambers

    Gaz Chambers 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Get a chocolate cider ball and fill it with rugby.

    Pics please
     
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    B-C, Dec 9, 2018
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We do it through some website that makes the draw and tells you the person's gift suggestions.
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    He's a skinny ****.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 9, 2018
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Your workplace sounds a right old laugh. Out of interest, do you get a bus to work? I do.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 9, 2018
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    RJ3.jpg

    A 'BJ' from Mister Johnson's wee sister!
     
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    bayernkenny, Dec 9, 2018
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I once dropped off my motor at the garage and waited at the bus stop for nearly an hour before it dawned on me that it was the wrong bus stop.
    Not had much success with buses.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 9, 2018
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Then get him a Bullworker, and a chocolate dildo, as only gays like rugby
     
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    Archers Road, Dec 9, 2018
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    Then he can shove it in cider ...
     
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    pineappleupsidedown, Dec 9, 2018
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    His missus also works there, she's tiny, skinny and has a little-girl voice. Wid.
     
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