Shearer's ebar

Do complaints count??

 

Oh and happy birthday.

 

I know you shouldn’t laugh when someone is being violent but not once but twice…

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/duncan-ferguson-burglar-nearly-killed-29168546

Advice to burglars. Don’t burgle Duncan’s home.

 

Fully deserved too.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-64752483


Good on you mate.

 

Its bullshit that the UN still accept Russia sitting on the security council when then violate the security of neighbouring states. good on the MP.

 

Anyone watching the Mayweather fight?

 

Pouchies lass whilst I’m travelling

 

Put her IN the bin.

 

I suppose the plat club bogs aren’t all that bad.

 

Plat club toilets are canny.

 

Your benchmark must be low mate.

It's like the swamp where Luke first met Yoda in TESB.

I just like not wearing my waders to go for a lag at half time that's all. Old Skool.

 

So what's the point in you wearing piss coloured trousers if you're not prepared to wade through piss in them? I thought that was the only benefit in wearong them - that nobody could tell when you were covered in it.

 

I dunno what wearong means but you need to learn how to spell. Didn’t they teach spelling in Borstal?

 

It's one of these trendy new mash-up words. It means when someone is wearing something, but everyone else just thinks it's wrong.

Wearong.

Obvious really - well, to anyone with an ounce of intelligence.

 

Wtf?

 

Heard that on the wireless (Trev?) today... Wrong on every level.

 

https://www.livescience.com/planet-...UhENAQ6hcLto9XxDHDbZb_jYLDJGBELB71-b6j84V_H-w