He's got a huge willy, plus, he's not got that monobrowed, knuckledragger look about him like wot rangers<rip>fans had. You're being a bit harsh, old man. Isn't it time for your afternoon nap?
That should narrow it down. He's also banned from Parkhead so he must be a bit of a badass. But go easy on him, I actually think he is slightly retarded.