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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Delusional Full Stop, Jul 11, 2016.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Okay, we all know that there is a special relationship between Newcastle United and Liverpool. Well, in honour of our transfer history together, I can promise you that for a measly £40M you can acquire that man of the moment, that footballing wonder, that man of the Euro's, the one, the only MOUSSA SISSOKO.

    We'll be sorry to see him go but are sure that we can put your money to good use to replace Mr Irreplaceabe.

    All you have to do is contact Lee "Penfold" Charnley.

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    Don't delay or you may miss the bargain of this century.


    :)
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Can we get a receipt for this one in case it doesn't work out like the last one you sold us?
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

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    No this feels wrong.

    50mil?

    No 60 my final ayre offer.
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Sorry, no returns, sold as seen.
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

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    Okay, £60M it is. Done.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Sure.. 65?

    Buy back clause for 5p?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    A brainless athlete more than a footballer Spurs will like him peddle your wears there. :angel:
     
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  8. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Arsenal are willing to meet the asking price for Sissoko. I don't care if we miss out.
    West Ham also wants £m100 for Poyet. He can go anywhere apart from Liverpool.
     
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  9. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    No thanks - as mentioned in another thread, hes a massive coward.
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    I know but he could be your special coward!!
     
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    £60m for Sissoko and Wijnaldum?
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sold.
    Rodney, wrap the two players up for the lovely gentleman please.
     
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  13. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Special relationship between Newcastle and Liverpool?. We paid £m35 for Andy Carrol. Rafa going to do us any favour?
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    And refuse to sell him to us?
     
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    I saw the naughty words you all had for him over on the Newcastle board not long ago <whistle>
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Banter, that's all that was. He's loved in the same way King Kev was.

    <whistle>
     
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  17. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Okay, I can see you're not sure about Sissoko. Not sure why but as an alternative I can offer you Wiji at £40M. Another bargain so you need to be quick otherwise someone else <cough>Everton<cough> might beat you to him.

    The things you do for friends...
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Swap you for benteke and balotelli?
     
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