Okay, we all know that there is a special relationship between Newcastle United and Liverpool. Well, in honour of our transfer history together, I can promise you that for a measly £40M you can acquire that man of the moment, that footballing wonder, that man of the Euro's, the one, the only MOUSSA SISSOKO. We'll be sorry to see him go but are sure that we can put your money to good use to replace Mr Irreplaceabe. All you have to do is contact Lee "Penfold" Charnley. Don't delay or you may miss the bargain of this century.
Arsenal are willing to meet the asking price for Sissoko. I don't care if we miss out. West Ham also wants £m100 for Poyet. He can go anywhere apart from Liverpool.
Special relationship between Newcastle and Liverpool?. We paid £m35 for Andy Carrol. Rafa going to do us any favour?
Okay, I can see you're not sure about Sissoko. Not sure why but as an alternative I can offer you Wiji at £40M. Another bargain so you need to be quick otherwise someone else <cough>Everton<cough> might beat you to him. The things you do for friends...