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You're ****ing gold HIAG.

Or, to use your own term in such instances, a thick ****.

 

I wasn't sat up a tree Nige

And as it happens yes it did work on that beach, as it was directly in front of the hotel, but I was actually back in my room. Happy to help lol.

 

No, it was me who wrote that post, Tobias - the HIAGster.

Not Bambi.

 

I know Nige

 

"Nige" is a name that is reserved only for dull and uncool people.

Hence its association with Bambi.

I think even my most ardent detractors would tell you that there is nothing dull or uncool about the HIAGster.

 

Another thread, another HIAG roasting.

 

Nigel Havers is pretty cool in fairness

Conveyancing is as dull as **** though I'm sure you'll agree mate, so that'll be why you over compensate with the cartoon socks and naff pub band

 

Yeah, I'll grant you that one.

I can well imagine that it is, Tobias.

It's a good thing that I do not engage in anything so bland.