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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Jan 29, 2019.

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Fan?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jan 30, 2019
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No. Comm
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2019
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Keep up the good work Sky. But this thread is missing pictures.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Sky needs to introduce Deirdrie Barlow into this thread, just incase people have forgotten how low he will stoop.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2019
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  5. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    He didn't even **** her though.

    I've had much worse tbf.
     
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    Libby, Jan 30, 2019
  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Surely not

    Deidre Barlow - would you follow Ken in
     
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    gooner4ever, Jan 30, 2019
  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    not for lack of trying, he/she/it blew him out...It was probably ****ie..
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2019
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> ****ie Barlow
     
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    PINKIE, Jan 30, 2019
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The common folk masturbator.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2019
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Free ****ie.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2019

  11. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Gal are too dumb sometimes

    So arranging to meet some Poontang

    Gal - 'So Babes, where do you want to meet? I can come to your end or you can come to mine'

    Me - 'i drive and you don't so I'll come to your ends'

    Gal - 'Awwwwww, your so sweet, thanks Hun'

    Real reason - don't want to get spotted by my other Booty Calls <ok>
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 31, 2019
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  12. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Main reason - you want to leave when you want rather than having them hang around yours for ages
     
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    Saintmagic, Jan 31, 2019
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    And you don’t want to let that stalking bitch know where you live.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jan 31, 2019
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  14. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    So true Bro.
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 31, 2019
  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Deirdre or Sky? ... asking for a friend <ok>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jan 31, 2019
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  16. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    I've had one of them

    Scary ****
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Jan 31, 2019
  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    FTFY <smooch>
     
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  18. Commachio

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    fossy strikes again.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 1, 2019
  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Okay, inspired by this thread, I too decided to try Internet dating. This is how I got on;

    Date 1: according to her profile she was a 46 year old hairdresser with an interest in gardening. She turned out to be a 64 year old professional mud wrestler who had buried her ex old man in the garden.

    Date 2: Claimed to be 37 year old beautician, with her own home and a taste for fine wines. Turned out to be a 73 year old mortician with b.o. and an unquenchable thirst for White Lightening.

    Date 3: Thought this could be the one. 44 year non smoker, good catch, own home. Not quite. 44 year old crack addicted rat catcher, living in a caravan under the flyover.


    Will keep you updated as things progress.
     
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    Archers Road, Feb 1, 2019
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Date number 2 was my nana. We told her to get back on the dating scene after my grandad died last year.

    They are all people with feelings and families who love them.

    I hate you
     
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    Quesadaad, Feb 1, 2019
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