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Sleeve Tattoos: Anyone Got One?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Jan 28, 2015.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    If so then you're tasteless scum beyond reproach.

    That is all. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 28, 2015
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  2. User Deleted

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    I got one in the early 80's but got it lasered off a year ago <ok>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Don't even know what they are but tattoos are really common these days. Worst ones are on women's legs especially when they're wearing tights. Looks like they've got chronic varicose veins.
     
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  4. VenomPD

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    They are those terrible tattoos which cover the whole forearm. Exclusively sported by neds, hipsters & footballers.
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 28, 2015
  5. Patience

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    Sleeve tattoos are for ****ing poofs.
     
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  7. Mick

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    Got a big ****ing Celtic cross covering almost all of my upper left arm when I was 22, without it even crossing mind at the time that I was a full blown atheist.
     
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  8. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I have a tattoo of a dog doing a ****e on a Celtic strip on that bit between your bawbag and balloon knot.

    I see it every time I have a jobby **** on a mirror.
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    This is true. even your bank manager has probably got one. So's your old headmaster.

    Hardly the mark of the outsider anymore I'm afraid.
     
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    Want to piss on her tits.

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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Jan 28, 2015
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  12. King Shergar

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    I don't have any tattoos, they've never really interested me.

    It does make me chuckle though, when you see skinny guys wearing tank tops to show off there tattoos.

    You wear a tank top if you've got some guns to show off, not if you've got a **** tattoo :biggrin:
     
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    King Shergar, Jan 28, 2015
  13. stopmeandslapme

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    please log in to view this image

    ?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 28, 2015
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Incorrect. You wear a tank-top if you're cruising for cock.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 28, 2015
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    I have a sleave tattoo up to the elbow. It's of a durex and I got it so Venom's wife would think we were practicing safe sex. <cheers>
     
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    I have one on each arm.
    Or if you're over 60 or if you are a ****
     
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  17. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    <rofl><rofl>
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Jan 29, 2015
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  18. DevAdvocate

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    I have two rabbit tattoos on my head...from a distance they look like Hares
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 29, 2015
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You've truly surpassed yourself there, Dev.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Just a "W" on each bum cheek
     
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