Smack Aye the Noo

What did yoi have for supper ?

 

Ebay is full of stuff like this:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pablo-Pi...958838?hash=item4d98517c36:g:m1YAAOSwefldGS3~
Could it be a sketch by Picasso? Look, it's got a gallery stamp on it. Bollocks is it. I bought a job lot of these at an auction, all with gallery stamps: two Modigliani's, and one each of Braque, Kandinsky, Marc, Toulouse Lautrec, Cocteau, Tiepolo and Kirchner. Some are quite good.

 

I'm having jerk chicken with kebab shop-style salad. No carbs, about 400 calories.

 

Another junk shop purchase. Watercolour, not a print. Doubt it’s worth anything as the tiddlywinks have workshops turning these sprt of things out by numbers. I like it though

 

Did someone mention soup?

 

If you like it that's the main thing. I've got a few Chinese/Japanese carved/pottery figures which aren't worth much but always liked that look since I was a kid and my mum used to visit an old woman whose house was full of Chinese and Indian antiques.

 

I saw the Looky Looky men selling that earlier. Just before I saw Brendan from COACH TRIP

 

Did he go by the name of Big Ern perchance?

 

He lives in Malaga, Mon pretending he doesn't know him

 

Some of these are very old, the white one is 1000 years old.

 

The white one appears to have a certain hue about it

#buttplug

 

Do you get invited to many people's houses?

 

No but I like to look through their windows anyway.

 

^^^^ not even joking, folks

 

T

As if nobody else ever likes to see what's going on in someone else's house! Ok, pants down knocking one out is a bit extreme but I can't be the only nosey bastard on here.