#SpritzerGate

White wine needs to be ice cold or it's ****, the ice just makes sure it is.

Drink it quick enough and it makes no difference.

I have ice in a G&T by the way, the idea is to keep the drink cold.

 

I’ve come into town, and am now sat in Browns.

The place is empty.

Very grand place, though.

 

We had an in-depth discussion about gin, last night, as I recall.

You’ve got to try Thomas Dakin gin. It’s distilled in Manchester.

 

Ask someone to give you directions to The Canary and go have a damson or rhubarb gin with ginger beer.

Only a tenner pop!

You won't regret it, trust

 

They'll have that in The Canary, they have every gin known to man.

 

I bet they don’t stock Gordon’s

Seems to be a thing for poncy gin bars.

 

Bottom shelf mate, with the Beefeater.

This place has a top shelf with some daft prices.

I always have their home brew stuff, it's great.

 

Pop a couple of Immodium when you get back to your room mate

 

Wtf??!!

 

That was actually funny Fosse

 

I think Fosse wants you to shhite on him, either that or is comment was meant for twitter! #PeterSaxton

 

This was so meant for twitter

 

No mate ... was meant for twit...

Don't do Twitter...

 

Second attempt at an analogy with Saxton in 2 days ... nothing if not predictable Babs ... and still failing miserably ...desperate stuff ...

 

You still selling yourself as handsome and desperately placing ads seeking your dream of a blow-job off a muslim?

 

Never placed ads, never paid for it ... shouldn't judge people that you don't know by your own mantra fella

 

Forever hopeful ^^^

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Even a selfie can't redeem you this time Babs

 

I have one of Jimmy Hendrix, posing by a window of the Hyde Park Hotel. It's framed though, so counts as art.

 

**** my old boots, there are Gin bars now? The public really will buy any old **** if you package it right.