Steve Bruce press conference bingo(WEST HAM)

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  1. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    OK guys I'm running a little Brucey bonus competition this week


    All you have to do is predict the number of times Bruce's uses any of the following words or sentences during the west ham pre match presser

    1. Unfortunately
    2. The one thing I've always said is
    3. Nonsense
    4. It's an accumulation of points
    5. Look
    6. Roll up our sleeves
    7. Dust ourselves down
    8. It's good to see
    9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse
    10. Take zaha out of crystal Palace

    Rules

    You have a Maximum 20 picks for the full presser

    a point will be given for every one you correctly predict

    If you predict the exact number of times Bruce uses the word or sentence you will get 3 points

    You will lose a point if he doesn't use the word or phrase you predicted at all.
     
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  2. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    I'll go 1st


    1. Unfortunately 4
    2. The one thing I've always said is 3
    3. Nonsense 1
    4. It's an accumulation of points 1
    5. Look 5
    6. Roll up our sleeves 1
    7. Dust ourselves down 1
    8. It's good to see 1
    9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse 2
    10. Take zaha out of crystal Palace 1
    11. I've seen signs of improvement lately
     
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  3. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I’ve seen signs of improvement lately
     
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  4. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    It's not on the list but I'll add it for you
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    He is up in a few minutes, I cba, so you win.
     
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  6. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    I knew I'd win
     
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  7. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    IT'S A ROLL OVER
     
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  8. JakartaToon

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    You always know what you will get with Burnley.
     
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  9. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    I'm beginning to realise just how far above the bar I was reaching with my mafia game rules.
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    " I'm a fat f*cking cabbage heed who knows f*ck all about football, however I'm the best sleeve roller upperer in the business so cut me some slack "

    It's a long shot.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Still pumping Pouchies lass....
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    1. Unfortunately 3
    2. The one thing I've always said is 2
    3. Nonsense 2
    4. It's an accumulation of points 1
    5. Look 2
    6. Roll up our (wa) sleeves 1
    7. Dust ourselves (waselves) down 1
    8. It's good to see 2
    9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse 1
    10. Take zaha out of crystal Palace 1
    11. I've seen signs of improvement lately 1
    12. Positives 3
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Ah so we've already had "a bit of a worry" mentioned.

    I want some genuine Bruce horseshit, the kinda wannabe Winston Churchill meets Abraham Lincoln crap he sometimes comes out with like:

    "I can't fault the lads effort"
    "we're in this together"
    "the enormity of the task ahead"
    "they're giving their all in training"
    "they know they've got to play for the shirt"

    And other assorted ****.
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    Bet nobody got these:
    "I got home last week and my good lady had cooked me Sunday lunch," said Bruce.

    "By the time we were getting sat down, Mitrovic had just scored for Fulham.

    "By the time I had my apple pie and custard, they got beat 3-1.
     
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  14. captain wrong

    captain wrong Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I thought you were taking the piss.
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on, he ****ing didn’t? Does he manage Newcastle or Wallsend?
     
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  16. captain wrong

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    Just watched and I can confirm that he did
     
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  17. Ben 10

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    He usually saves my 2 favourites, 6 and 7, for after the game

    I'll go with

    1. Unfortunately 4
    2. The one thing I've always said is 1
    3. Nonsense 2
    4. It's an accumulation of points 1
    5. Look 5
    8. It's good to see 1
    9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse 1

    And I'm going to customize it a bit, and add 5 "difficult"s
     
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  18. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't read the thread, unfortunately I didn't realise he'd already done it. I'll have to dust myself down for next week and get in quicker, make no mistake
     
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    It's a roll over
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    Any arse licking of Burnley/Dyche?
     
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