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Stewie's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by SaintLapras, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Have you asked any of them out for a date, Lapras ?
     
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  2. SaintLapras

    SaintLapras Well-Known Member

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    Nope, it's finding out which of them are single is the tricky part. Plus, I'd like them to at least know who I am before I ask anyone out on a date.

    Coincidentally, the player I mentioned a while ago who I thought was quite attractive has now left.
     
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  3. SaintLapras

    SaintLapras Well-Known Member

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    Pompey Ladies are playing a pre-season friendly against Chichester, you've gotta go Meowth!
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    They'd probably beat the men's team as well!
     
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  5. Piebacca

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    That's not much to shout about.
     
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  6. SaintLapras

    SaintLapras Well-Known Member

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    He's talking about the Chichester men's team you know.

    (I think)
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    Yes the Chi men's team. Sussex county league stalwarts, you don't have to travel far for away games. Rye would be the furthest I suppose?
     
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  8. SaintLapras

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    Possibly. Probably less than the Hampshire League, as I think Sussex is a smaller county.

    For the Pompey Ladies Facebook page, I'm planning on doing previews of the teams we'll be facing next season similar to the ones I did here. Some of the teams we're facing we played this/last season, so I'm using the same text for the history, especially as some of the text is quite extensive. There's literally almost nothing you can find about Brighton Ladies though.
     
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  9. RSS

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    Afternoon Chaps,

    I've signed up to run the Bournemouth Marathon for Macmillan Cancer Support and if any of you are able to donate anything I would be very grateful. I appreciate that times are hard so please don't feel pressured into doing so. But if you do want to, you can do so from my fundraising page:

    http://www.justgiving.com/run-paul-alderton-run

    Many Thanks,

    RSS :)
     
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  10. devonFRATTONiser

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    A very worthy cause.

    Good luck. I've personally never done a marathon. I did the Plymouth half marathon in 1988 and my legs are still aching <laugh>
     
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  11. devonFRATTONiser

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    I hope so, but whether he will or not is any-one's guess.
     
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    I guess we will find out if he is Scottish or British by later afternoon on Sunday :p
     
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  13. Wooperts_duck

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    His Semi-Final win against the Polish player was superb - I do hope he wins the final.

    Tough call though.
     
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  14. Jamrag

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    British it is then :p
     
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  15. Wooperts_duck

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    Pompey got their pre-season campaign off to a winning start with a comfortable 5-0 victory over neighbours Havant & Waterlooville.

    Triallist Ryan Bird scored twice before the break, while Ryan Woodford sent the ball past his own keeper in the second half.

    Late goals from debutants Romain Padovani and Andy Barcham then gave the scoreline an added gloss.
     
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  16. SaintLapras

    SaintLapras Well-Known Member

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  17. I am the Hermanator

    I am the Hermanator Active Member

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    ^^

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  18. SaintLapras

    SaintLapras Well-Known Member

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  19. Piebacca

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    Have Pompey got their clock back yet?<whistle>
     
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  20. I am the Hermanator

    I am the Hermanator Active Member

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    No[SUP]12[/SUP]
     
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