Off Topic Stoner Thoughts

Brilliant

 

I did come on to say something but I forgot what it was now

 

The Spurs trophy cabinet.

 

Love it

 

****ed up

watch blackrock and vanguard step in and buy up the land for cheap, develop it and sell it as 1000x profit

 

This rabbit hole goes deep bro.

Im talking weather/energy weapons deep

 

Yeah I'd read some stuff about that.

It could be, I don't know

What I do know is that there are ****ing vultures waiting in the wings to profit from other people's misery

Rees-Mogg family 'Blood in the streets' the disaster capitalists bible on how to make money in a crisis

****ing vampires these ****s. They need wiping off the earth.

 

I don't know what to make of that, but Steve Bannon is a piece of ****. So I'm skeptical as soon as I've seen his face on there.

 

lol, so the oil companies would let you believe.

 

The project for the new American century…..think #spurlock will have an interest in this….

Inside job and Americans new pearl harbour

 

Are you a stoner?


Fuxk off then innit

 

Ern enjoys a smoke

 

Youd never guess.


The miserable ****

 

Yo my stoner story.
Started blazing hash when i was 13.
All my mates are stoners and still are for the most parts.
Loved it. Spent £120 on Hash on my 13th birthday (have 12 aunts and uncles so lots of brthday cash).
When i was about 16/17 has died out and weed became more prevalent.
Pretty much right away i realised weed was different and not for me.
Used to get heart palpatations and bouts of paranoia.....but carried on regardless out of habit for another 2 years.
At 19 met the woman who would be (and still is) my wife and got my own place and pretty much stopped.
at 27 was diagnosed with FSHD muscular Dystrophy which wasnt too much of a surprise since my dad had it as well as two of his brothers and half a dozen of my cousins so in my early 30s i started indulging in weed again as it helped with the pain. So i often had some stashed away for bad days.
Then about 4 years ago my brother got hold of some weird paste that was similar to mint sauce but was pureed weed. Came in a little syringe type thing sort of similar to what you get with childrens medicine bottles.
He put a little on a ritz biscuit for me and told me to eat it when i got home. it was too small an amount so i told him "im an experienced weed man dont scrimp on it put some more on there"

i forgot about till about 11pm when the children were in bed and all the chores has been done so ate it. Sat there watching TV. Got to about quarter to one in the morning and nothing so i was all "pfft" and fell asleep.

Woke with a start about 5:40am the next morning which was a Sunday....and i was OFF MY TiTS!!!!
Couldnt form a coherent thought. Heart beating through my chest. An wandering around my living room trying to get my **** together before my wife and daughters get up from their slumber. i was a **** hair away from calling 999.
My then 2 year old youngest daughter gets up and climbs on the sofa with me and puts on Dora the Explorer and i sat there cuddled up to her for what seemed around 2 hours and rode it out.
Havent touched anything with THC since then....

 

TL DR
Bodi can't handle his weed.

 

Didn’t read lol