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Off Topic Struggling for Christmas gifts

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    upload_2019-11-16_15-27-2.jpeg
     
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    Decent unusual prezzie.
     
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    upload_2019-11-16_15-44-24.jpeg ppPersonalised jar of marmite? Sure anyone would appreciate this
     
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    That wins todays internet:cheesy:.
     
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    Thank God I don't do Xmas. Makes life a lot easier
     
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    Bah humbug
     
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    Correct. It's too commercialised for me nowadays. OK if you have small kids though. Starts far too early imo. And I'm wondering why when I had interview in Fenwick's for Santa's job they turned me down
     
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    Lol. Too generous
     
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    Advert for kamaras album just been on. He’s a canny singer lol
     
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    I'm not a big fan of kids mind. Screaming **** machines and a drain on your resources.
     
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    Love Christmas... but not till December at least..

    Like a real tree, hate cheesy Christmas songs, like turkey curry don't like mince pies...do not mind soppy Christmas films or selection boxes...

    Grandchildren already writing letters to Santa...occasionally go to a Christmas panto
     
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    It can’t be Xmas yet . Noddy Holder hasn’t said so .
     
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    ****ing hate unruly kids especially when parents fail to keep them in order
     
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    Just give them lots of chocolate and sugar and watch and listen to the fun....
     
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    Was the above on your cv when applying to be Santa?
     
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    No. I lied when applying for the job. Unfortunately when questioned in front of the panel they could see me frothing at mouth when asked how I would deal with any brat that reckoned they didn't believe in Santa Claus. I just couldn't help myself when replying it was all a load of ****e and was all a money making ploy and made people send cards to others just because they had received one! Gonna apply to John Lewis next year. Keep my mouth shut, and if successful ruin any brats xmas that upsets me!!!! :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    It is fairly obvious that we shall not get out of the turd division until we can escape the curse that lies on us. Until the Grinch is removed we will never get promoted... over to you lads... seek and destroy
     
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