Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

I think Clyne will end up there as a Wan-lola replacement.

 

Jenkinson is basically a pub player who's an Arsenal fan. I reckon he had a bet with some mates that he could turn up in place of the player Arsenal thought they were signing and blag it, and nobody has noticed.

 

How is he even still there did he have a 14 year contract?

 

Ceballos will flop in the Prem, unfortunately Spurs have dodged a bullet

 

Liverpool have hired Alicia Keys to unveil their newest summer signing.

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**** knows ? We've loaned him out several times but why the hell he's still on our books I can't fathom. Hopefully Palace drop a bollock and take him as part of the Zaha deal.

 

She done a great job for us last year to be fair.

 

I think Zaha will have to put a TR in before he gets that move, Palace ain’t gonna sell on the cheap if they have to pay him a loyalty fee. Can see it getting messy.

 

Crap transfer window.

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He's told Palace he wants to leave, so I think that process is under way. As ****ty as it is for Palace, I hope we get him. They will probably make it as difficult as possible for both him and Arsenal, but at the end of the day if a player wants out then by keeping him at the club against his will, you usually end up with a situation where an unhappy player downs tools and his value goes down. So Palace would probably be wiser to cash in now, although it will sting.

 

Ssshhh!

Let Pixie wum, so we can rip the piss next season.

These things always come back to haunt him.

There’s a reason Levy isn’t pushing either this or the Saliba deal.

 

Probably because both players prefer Arsenal mate

 

Since logging back on over the last eight hours, more than 80% of your posts have either been about me or in response to things I have written.

You really do need to get a different hobby, Pix.

 

No need to blub about it Kipper, you knew you were going on the rinse cycle after your wum **** ups about 'stealing Arsenal's targets'

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81%

 

100% of your comments are **** ups mate, so be grateful I’ve let the other 19% slide.

 

Well no, to be fair he makes 1 **** up and then spends 99 comments backpedaling and deflecting until he eventually makes a worse **** up than before, and the cycle continues. Classic HIAG.

 

True dat.

Kipper would do best just admitting he'd ****ed up and we'd all move on. As it is though, he digs a massive hole for himself and encourages people to come and peer in and chuck **** at him at the bottom of his hole.

 

.... like you haven't had the Ghostbusters on continuous standby for years to cope with yours ...

 

"Doing a Quentin" has now become standard vernacular for such things amongst footie fans ...