Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

[Star of David Bardsley]

@Matth_2014 is breaking this on Twitter.

and Simon on reddit.

I’m going to guess he’s breaking the news that Angola’s fourth-biggest sports paper have said it’s happening and he’ll now spend two weeks tweeting cliches about how United have got him on the cheap after he completes a five yard pass to Ashley Young in a friendly against Burnley in Las Vegas.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

But winning us a CL final against Real Madrid? I’ll take it.

Me, too.

So long as he scores the goal that knocks Real out.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Maguire fee (£80m) agreed between United and Leicester according to some rags.

You happy about that, Tel?

 

[Sucky]

Me, too.

So long as he scores the goal that knocks Real out.

He didn't do to well scoring in the last CL final did he mate

 

[Hoddle is a god]

He didn't do to well scoring in the last CL final did he mate

It’s a risk.

I don’t want us to take it.

I’m happy for United to take it.

 

[PINKIE]

Madrid is about 200 miles from the coast you helmet

Madrid, pretty much slap bang in the middle of Spain.

Kipper's ****e geography strikes again

 

[PINKIE]

Yes, I know. I have flown there, and then driven to the coast.

I'm betting that Bale's wife can drive, too. What do you reckon, Tobias?

Where did you drive to from Madrid ?


*Kipper goes off to google a map of Spain so that he can work out a cover story

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Madrid, pretty much slap bang in the middle of Spain.

Kipper's ****e geography strikes again

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Where did you drive to from Madrid ?


*Kipper goes off to google a map of Spain so that he can work out a cover story

 

[PINKIE]

Great answers

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Great answers

Do you know what properties I own and where, Pix?

 

[Tobes]

Do you know what properties I own and where, Pix?

 

[PINKIE]

Do you know what properties I own and where, Pix?

Here we go

So you flew to Madrid to then drive to your Spanish coastal villa 200 miles away right ?

 

[Libby]

Oh ffs here we go

 

[NSIS]

Oh ffs here we go

[HASHTAG]#Madridgate[/HASHTAG]

 

[PINKIE]

[HASHTAG]#Madridgate[/HASHTAG]

 

[Libby]

Here we go

So you flew to Madrid to then drive to your Spanish coastal villa 200 miles away right ?

Surely it'd be quicker to use the chopper?

 

[PINKIE]

Surely it'd be quicker to use the chopper?

Exactly

 

[PINKIE]

Come on Kipper, it doesn't take that long to google a map of Spain and work out some BS story about driving from Madrid to the coast.

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[NSIS]

Probably the easiest would be Madrid - Valencia - All motorway. But it’s still some 350 Kms.