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Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 22, 2015.

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Will NUFC...

Poll closed Apr 4, 2015.
  1. Win

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    34.4%
  3. Draw

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Which 'famous' thread is this? link?
     
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  2. fredor

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    I'm not lazy !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Could have been ten but it was only 1
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><ok>
    So what do you think the score will be Frefor?
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Morning Fredor.
    How is TGE's inheritance looking this morning?
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Not good. Fredor is leaving him the following:

    - One pair of stained Y-fronts
    - One threadbare Mackem footy top from 1954
    - One broken Zimmerframe
    - One half finished tin of fizzy pop

    And Pouchy will have to pay for the air fare to go and collect it all from Oz.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That will be Bri rinsed once again. ACS has no fear of being seen, he has met like minded folk off the forum.

    Posting your pic on a forum is now a badge of honour? Not doing so is fear? What sort of retarded schoolyard mentality is this? If you put yourself out and get the piss taken, so be it. I think no less of someone whether I've seen them or not. I've never seen Obi and rip him every chance I get. He never starts crying. ACS has offered to meet me for a pint on a few occasions. I may take it up one day, I may not.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know counting is getting more difficult for you Fredor, but I'm sure you can get to 5
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i put my pic up..feel free to take the piss.. i wont cry.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    But given you sit in a gold encrusted seat inn the posh are I may have to be content with the odd prawn sandwich being tossed my way and a plastic chalice of prosecco being wafted in my direction...
     
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    Honestly thought you would be chunkier.
    Like your ink fella, big time.
    Gonna get a sleeve this summer methinks.

    A quick question.. As I'll lose our bet again on Derby day... Can I be allowed to put my own Avi up for a week please?
    Will you let me?
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    what dee ya mean chunkier? i'm hardly a skinny rake...just a severe lack of gym time and ower much booze these days.

    forgot about the avi mate...aye a weeks grace, but gan gentle on me if you win......


    nah actually, dee ya worst...whee cares.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Why are you always so mean to me? WHY?
    <wah><wah><wah><wah>
     
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  14. Brian Storm

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    Hacky Meltdown! He can speak for himself you know Mr White Knight <laugh>

    Saying anything on this board is apparently being rinsed or hooked. I might as well make it up as I go along too.

    You can't tell the difference between someone joking and someone who's wound up. All that shows is how thick you are. <doh>

    You cry a bit more while claiming I'm having the meltdown. There's a good boy. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thanks fella. You are a gent.
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Let's just put it this way, I now know why some of them get upset at generic incest jokes. They're clearly not a fan of "funny cos it's true" humour <laugh>

    Being fair, when you meet up with people from an internet forum, or the internet in general, you expect them to be catfish, or at least repulsive, ugly, neurotic shut-ins, but I must admit to being pleasantly surprised when I met up with some of our lot.

    The chinos Albert wears, however, are an abomination to mankind and must be destroyed.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    While he's still wearing them? <whistle>
     
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  18. fredor

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    Love to see your face when you find out there are two teams
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ^^ ^^
    Pure envy of my chino prowess.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When you see them you will immediately jump aboard the ACS chino love train.

    There's still a few spaces left for latecomers...
     
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