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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

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  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Must be a tranny with a hairy anus
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 27, 2020
  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I believe she's got hair on one side of her fanny.
    The outside.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Oct 27, 2020
  3. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    I'm after some Turkish slappers next month then a cheap pole
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Just how Albert likes them.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 27, 2020
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you called me Marra?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 27, 2020
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    argos for the pole. Just Chuck the brackets.

    turkish lady... be prepared for hair but they have sweet arses.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 27, 2020
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  7. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Any places ti recommended in Istanbul and wroclaw for skirt?
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020
  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    I wouldn't go anywhere for skirt that Albert recommends, it means he's been there before you. Just think about that for a second
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 27, 2020
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  9. Captainpancakes

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    A real man doesn't let those things concern him
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020
  10. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    When it's time for a gorilla salad it's time for a GORILLA salad
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020

  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Not unless you want to stop your cock from turning green and falling off.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 27, 2020
  12. Captainpancakes

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    What colour do you get when you mix brown with green?
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    taksim on a night mate. Crawling.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 27, 2020
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  14. Captainpancakes

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    What's customary?
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    10 pints of Tuborg or Efes mate. Apparently ladies of the night take GBP too.
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

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    <laugh>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 27, 2020
  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don’t like lying bro.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 27, 2020
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    Liar
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 27, 2020
  19. HughFallace

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    I actually wouldn't mind Noble
    Mundo 71 in Wroclaw. Bunch of bars and clubs in the and area
     
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  20. Captainpancakes

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    So Barcelona president leaves and says Barcelona have agreed to join the European super league on his way out.

    If the super league happens this surely would end PIFs interest
     
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    Captainpancakes, Oct 28, 2020
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