Off Topic Tea

See, now this is a crime against tea. But at least my man Mehmet left the tea bag in, so it’ll come good eventually. And it cost a quid; Pret, three doors up, would have charged me £2.75 for an even worse attempt...

 

They are norf of London mate, cut em some slack ffs.

 

I remember a sesh in the early days when everyone was on the midnight munchies and I pulled a box of these out. One of my mates took one and bit into it raw, looked at me and goes WTF is this **** Then I told him to dip it into the brew and take a bite. I swear he caned half the box after

That's the thing about them, without the tea they're dry as fck. It's like their whole purpose for existing is tea.

 

Is eating rusk as an adult a Pakistani thing bro? I worked on a project once and the client was Pakistani, his family used to come in the office every few days and sit round a boardroom table dunking rusks in latte.

Always thought it was baby food.

 

I'm no coffee snob. Nescafe from the jar. Milk and one sugar

 

Oh mate.

 

I dgaf about Coffee either, I drink decaf so I’m not spoiled for choice. Used to like a mellow birds.

 

I had a latte last night at about half ten.
Finally got to sleep at about 3.
Think I’m gonna stick to my Pepsi max and try grown up drinks again in a few years time.

 

Probably as much caffeine in the Pepsi Max, fam.

Do like a Pepsi Max though. Underrated.

 

Shirley it’s no caffeine?

 

Just checked.
It has loads.

 

definitely a Pakistani/Asian thing bro

 

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Same, only difference is, i ain't had sugar in tea or coffee for a few years now.
Everytime when i pop down to my mums, she hoys 1 or 2 of those sugar things in, the one that pop out like tics tacs... I just spit it out and go ffs, funny as ****, as my dad just laughs at her in disgust.

 

Yorkshire Tea is the dog's bollocks, though it pains me to say so

 

Funny listening to tea/coffee connoisseurs.

 

Thats so weak its leaning against the side of the cup....

 

Everything is a competition on here mate

 

Competition eh? That's one word for it.

 

Never understood why people drink coffee at night before bed. If you like it that much then surely just get decaf, as it won’t keep you up til daft o clock.

Some people are immune to caffeine though, can do 4 double espresso and a red bull then fall asleep on a loud train. I’d be bouncing off the walls.