The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

What are you on about ? I've been pissing myself laughing at the threads and comments that come back to haunt you.

I can't help it if you get rattled by it. You've only got yourself to blame

 

Another smiley disguising yet another rattling. You're so transparent, PESKIE!

 

If that little delusion helps you feel better HIAG, then you carry on mate.

 

On another matter, I noticed during the game today that one of the billboards was offering 50% discount in the club shop. Presumably, this is in some futile attempt to stop the ****ers from nicking everyyhing and getting 100% instead?

 

Probably as more to do with only having two months of the season left and us already announcing our kit deal income doubling by switching from Warrior Sports to New Balance

 

Yeah, o.k. That must be it...

 

Spurs still selling their 2015 Calender's at full price? Same principle and basic business sense. Anything is better than nothing if they're going to become worthless in the foreseeable future.

 

You can probably get some heavy discounts on Spurs' capital one cup final merchandise

 

...such as the DVD, eh, PESKIE.

 

Numbnuts strikes again

 

You owe me an apology, PESKIE. I did say that there was a probability that Arsenal might win. You saw what I wrote, so no wumming, please. Just an apology.

 

You are priceless

What you actually said HIAG was that there was a 'quite high' probability of it being 8-2 to Man Utd. You also talked a lot of bollocks about predictions that you claimed I had made.

As always though, this all came back to haunt you as Arsenal won and the only actual prediction that I had made was the score line, 1-2 to Arsenal.

 

I wonder if the Mousers will turn on Sterling at the end of this game (Arsenal v 'Pool)?

Just look at the facts...

He's mugging LFC off for a shed-load of undeserved cash - all off the back of his thoroughly undeserved England-hype - and he's keeping a proper goal-scorer (Sturridge) on the bench.

My worry, however, is that the Mousers will love him even more, and proclaim him as the new Luis Suarez.

Sometimes, they act like those beaten dogs, that love you the more you kick them.

 

That quip would be really funny if it wasn't a Spurs fan making it, particularly you.

You've already said on other threads how much we made your early years on the Paxton Road terraces miserable and its still making you whinge all these years later.

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I wouldn't crow too loudly, if I were you, Kate. Not just yet, anyway. We may, yet, finish above you.

 

You've been driving the Spurs juggernaut more hours than the tachograph allows, I'm not crowing I'm just giving an old featherless rooster a good basting.

 

And you've been drinking too much of the spirit of Shankly. Neat

 

Not me Luke, I never drink while I'm cooking chicken.

 

Whereas, on the other hand, I always have a good drinking when I'm basting. I find that it doesn't affect my performance in the slightest.

 

Sherwood cooked 11 Turkey's today no bother and without the need of a drink.