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    But they reached Avonmouth, realised their mistake and turned back. The Severn was at low tide so they walked most of the way.
     
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    Woman goes into the opticians and says "I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband."

    "Why ever are you doing that ?" asked the receptionist.

    She replied "He is still not seeing things my way !"
     
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    My wife and I decided that we didn't want children....so if any of you are interested we have a boy aged 6 and a girl aged 3.
     
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    Someone threw a bottle of Omega capsules at me.

    Luckily my injuries are only Super Fish Oil.
     
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    Absolute fcukin classic....
     
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    Tourette lollies....
     
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    The average person has sex 89 times a year.

    I’m apparently about to have a super busy 2 months
     
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