Off Topic The Burly Arms

Waiting for Flossy to comeback
You know it will be complete cack
He'll think it's immense
But it will make no sense
Coz the old boy's disses are so whack

 

Oh burnnnnnn

 

Ponky's delusion is running amok
So out of touch and such a prize cock
Lost his momentum and any street cred
At the hands of old Haggy, who's now, sadly, dead
Old Ponks is still reeling, fooled by that sock

RIP Haggy and his alter ego, 666 the number of the beast (and puppet master)

 

Oh dear ... Haggy will be down at the Kingdom of Heaven cock clinic after that ... keep trying Ponks ... things can only get better for sure ...

 

awesome

 

So glad you lot are keeping these **** bars in here tbh

Spit or swallow needs to uphold its prestige

 

You can only assume Flossy's past it
Yearning for a time he was still fit
It can all only lead to one thing in my sense
That the old boy be getting his free TV licence

 

You know what "assume" does Ponks? ... as you are proving ... do you remember when you assumed that 666 was a genuine poster backing your stance on the Goonz board? ...

 

Flossy getting off on a sock
Sucking on HIAG’s ghostly cock
Seems he misses the man more than me
Still living in his head rent free

 

Anyone ever been waxed? Getting my hairy back done later. Come at me with jokes please. Thank you in advance x

 

Nah I'll ask my bird when she gets in tho

 

Had a nice lasagne and salad for lunch my bro had meatballs and spaghetti which I was a bit jealous I didn't get cos it looked delicious, 3 tennis ball sized whoppers

 

Line 3 is a corker ... but even the Toon won't be buying that ...

 

Was aite. Fit-ish Romanian lesbian doing it. We vibed.

 

So how much you done on this predicted bang so far then? how much was ya back sack and crack?

Haircut too?

 

Got haircut but would’ve done that anyway. This isn’t about a bang fam. Going to a party tonight with plenty of birds if that was what I was after. This is future wife fam. Future wife. Fam.

Back, shoulders and sort of upper arm area but I’m very Turkish/Greek/Arab with my body hair so it needed doing. Feels smooth as a freshly mown **** mate.

 

Fuxake bruv.

Have a great time anyway.

 

Come. don’t bring bird x

 

Flossy given up on the rhyme
Thrown in the towel, calling it time
His comebacks were predictably ****
Making him look a right tit
And all he's got left is to whine

 

Thought you were going for a full wax bro.

Just ended up with a haircut ?