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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

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  1. Commachio

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    must be **** if on first.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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  3. Commachio

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    i liked that<laugh>


    reminded me

     
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    Yeah they are a good band. This little festie is a local one, there's no egos and most bands agree to rotate their slots. My band have headlined this gig a couple of times and we've also played to 13 year old girls and old farts in wheelchairs at 4pm before <laugh>
     
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  5. Commachio

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    you need some harcore members, maybe a headcrusher,
     
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    Commachio, Jul 20, 2019
  6. PINKIE

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    <laugh>

    I wasn't going to bring it up, but from what I've seen Daz the skull crusher only plays to old farts in wheelchairs.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Daz went solo and sang a song about Hiag

     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

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    Is this all about bands or being **** faced?
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    <laugh> Both I think
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

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    I'm a bit disappointed. And I'm **** faced. Two bottles of bargain booze finest tonight. One of em 14%.
     
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    Thunderbird or Super strength Cider ?
     
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  12. Commachio

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    it's one of mine mate, make it what you will. the more random the better.
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

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    No, I clearly stated its wine from bargain booze.
    My ****in dog just had a go at me. Drawn blood the little ****er.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 21, 2019
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    You just said bottles, no wonder the mutt attacked you.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 21, 2019
  15. Hoddle is a god

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    I need to make it clear that Daz isn’t the Skull Crusher.

    That’s Daz mate.

    To be fair, I haven’t actually seen the bloke crush any skulls. It’s just that he has hands that look like they could crush skulls.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

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    I’m wasted
     
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    The Dorset three? @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    Do you even lift bro <whistle>
     
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    What the **** did you cook?
    Starters ; quorn sausages and organic pitta.
    Lunch ; quorn fakon rashers and a side of carrot fries (triple microwaved of course)
    Main ; quorn chops with avacado strips and a side of bird seed.
    Dessert ; salad
     
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