The Drunk Thread

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Sweats. said:
I’m still gutted I didn’t get to him when I was in Bournemouth a few weeks back. Was meant to be out the Saturday and go see him, family reasons meant I was out the Friday instead.
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We played a storm at the Cricketers, in Wimborne, last night.
 
Sweats. said:
I will be down that way in the next two months dude. Will try and arrange it round your schedule <ok>

You will have no choice but to let my Mrs do a song with you. If she’s not allowed one of us will punch ya lead singer. <ok>
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In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.
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Stopped reading when you began saying how hard you old farts are <laugh>
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails and sings like a demented twat.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and loves smacking young boys bums

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm over 70 now and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.
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Hoddle Is A God said:
In all seriousness, I really would not advise that.

He'd take on you, your missus, and every poor ****er you bring along with you. Daz is as hard as nails, and a psycho with it.

Also, our keyboardist, Matt, is a gym teacher. Hard as nails, and extremely strong.

I'm fairly handy myself, but I'm getting older and slower, these days, so try to keep away from trouble, unless there is no way of avoiding it, at which point I have never shied away from a ruck.

We once had some trouble at a gig, a couple of years back, when a gang of lads, who stormed the venue at the end of an evening as we were packing up, thought it would be a good laugh to **** about with our stuff. To be fair, they were pretty tasty, but they ended up regretting the incident.

I'm saying this, not to seem hard - because I really do not like to get involved, these days - but to make it very clear that, should it come down to it, the band is very handy at that sort of thing. You have to be, playing the kinds of venues we do.

As for you and your missus "getting up to do a song" - that absolutely will not be tolerated.

Anyway, I hope you come along and enjoy yourself, Sweats.
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Ffs <laugh>

Bet your singer is pleased that you're telling a public forum that he'd smack a woman up, yeah? <whistle>
 
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Libby said:
'He'd take on you, your missus...'



You understand poetic license right ;)
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That was in direct response to Sweats bigging it up and saying that either he or his missus would punch Daz in the face.

I appreciate that that may be nothing more than drunken Sunday chit chat, so I did nothing more than offer a very friendly warning to suggest that neither do that.

Daz is a lovely bloke, and very friendly with anyone who wants to act sensibly with him. But there is another side which is extremely nasty.

Take that how you like, but it was meant as a helpful and friendly gesture.
 
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